Awkward Cake.
people at work came into my cube and sang happy birthday 2 weeks after the fact, piggybacked onto someone else’s birthday. Then we sat around and ate it uncomfortably. I dare you to think of a more awkward situation. Oh wait, I got it: one of my teammates said re: frosting: “I know it feels good, but I ain’t eating it.” And someone took it there.
“Sometimes you gotta eat a little, and it makes it better.”
Where the fuck is HR when you need em.
