Things too long for Twitter

or maybe just subpar.

*caveat* if you don't know me, this will not be interesting to you; this is purely self-indulgent. Don't bother.
Oct 06
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My dad = Danny De Vito

at least his character in “Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.” He gets into silly ideas full throttle and then completely loses interest…I remember the mid-eighties, when he discovered the exciting new market in glow sticks. There were 120 goddamn cases of glowsticks in our basement; glowstick earrings, bracelets, necklaces and at the end of long twirly-strings. Had we stayed in the US for 7 more years, all candy ravedom would have been ours. Instead, I used to spend hours draining the liquid from it and breaking dozens and putting them in the yard like raver-landscaping. What a freaking waste of time.

If adopting things 7 years too early is the way to go, then according to that logic we will all be *really* into rammed-earth architecture because of its inherent temperature control. At least according to my dad. So get back to me in 14 years. And give me some of your money.