NO! No no no no no!
Drakkar Noir, applied liberally to every pore of your goddamned body does not make you attractive, weird mumbly swarthy dude on other side of cube wall. No!
Things too long for Twitter
or maybe just subpar.
*caveat* if you don't know me, this will not be interesting to you; this is purely self-indulgent. Don't bother.
*caveat* if you don't know me, this will not be interesting to you; this is purely self-indulgent. Don't bother.
Oct 09
