Sweet Powers
I’ve eaten enough artificial sweetener for it to have given me superpowers, if such a thing were possible. I which case, the world would be a seriously fucked up place, if those with the ability to cause massive destruction, etc. were all people on diets or messed-up sugar levels. I predict instant implosion of most of LA and NYC… It would just make me nervous. Although…if they blew up the Domino Sugar factory in NY thinking it was a functional sugar factory and actually destroyed a bunch of hipsers at that month’s cobrasnake party…I would do a little dance.
