Things too long for Twitter

or maybe just subpar.

*caveat* if you don't know me, this will not be interesting to you; this is purely self-indulgent. Don't bother.
Oct 20
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Ow.

The fancy new wine bar across the street should give out buttons at the end of the night: “My wallet and brainpan hydration were brutally raped at *name* and all I got was this debilitating hangover”